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“Dear Stephanie Meyer,
Please note that when the love of Hermione’s life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world’s most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella’s life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.

Sincerely, J. K. Rowling.”

Dear world,
Autistic is not synonymous with retarded.

Sincerely, sister to an amazing little brother

Dear Voldemort,
There is a reason we villains wear masks.

Sincerely, Vader

Dear mom and dad,
Please don’t freak out if I don’t answer my phone the first time. The chances of the battery being dead are much greater than the chances that I’ve been abducted and murdered by a serial killer.

Sincerely, 38 missed calls.

Dear stalker,
If you insist on watching me constantly, could you at least tell me where I left my car keys?

Sincerely, the stalked.

Dear Justin Bieber,
Remember Aaron Carter?

Sincerely, ya, neither do we.

Dear GPS,
Please stop trying to kill me.

Sincerely, that was a one-way street

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